May. 10th, 2010

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Absolutely! Cars have personalities!

In High School I had a friend who had this hideous Hornet. I dont remember what year the car was but it was painted that god awful 70's tan that looked like baby diarrhea. The car was possessed - or at least that's what we firmly believed. Its official name was Horace the Horny Hornet. Horace had a way of mysteriously shutting the door abruptly as you'd climb in, always somehow finding a way to pinch your ass - hence the Horny part. Horace was like Christine. We were scared to ride in him, but even more scared about offending him. Horace bore witness to a lot of my adolescent shenanigans.

These days we have a black 2003 VW Passat. Her name is Black Betty (Bam-a-lam). She's a sexy, purring kitten. No sign of possession so far.

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